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Go to this link if you'd like to kinda understand my accent a little bit. Personaaly, I think everyone else has the accent, but whatever We sorta sound like southerners, but we must be unique if we have our own dictionary^^. We say things like, "Dooryard", "Giv 'er", and "outback". look 'em up if you have some free time!

I like monkeys, apples and bananas... all of these things are wonderful to me!!! If you know the rest, comment!

As you can tell, I'm in a very good mood today. I don't really know why, but I can't help but feel giddy I'm so in love!!! Have you ever felt those two or three fingers graze your cheek in that certain way... flooding your body, making every inch of you blush? It's wonderful! I can't explain the feeling... but it's like being hungry, but not wanting anything to eat. Like being trapped in a pool of the other person's arms?

A warm hug on a cold, canadian winter night. That's what you are to me, brady.

I hate spamming you guys with super long journals, but this one actually made me cry while typing the last part... Give it a read, please?

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ThE-FlAmInG-NoOb said the following:

Naruxsasu isn't the biggest pairing on deviantart... It's just the biggest YAOI pairing... retard... -_-

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anotheryaoifangirl12 said the following:

Have you ever tried surfing deviantart for naruto without finding a yaoi picture? It's pretty damn near impossible. And you seriously have some growing up to do. Joking about mentally handicapped people, even just calling someone one, is something so low and hateful, I'd be ashamed to know you on everyday terms. So, mister "flaming noob", I suggest you go read a book, ride a bike, or do something mildly productive rather than attempt to ruin someone's day with your insipid ramblings and so-called know-everything attitude. I don't need to explain myself to you. By the way, I'm planning on reporting you for your porn. And just so you know, being an asshole did have something to do with this.
Good day to you, sir.
Anotheryaoifangirl12.

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ThE-FlAmInG-NoOb said the following:

Actually, i searched naruto on deviantart TONS of times and it doesn't show any yaoi picture.

You are the mean person! You are actually offended by me calling you retarded, thus meaning you think they are lower than you! You sick jerk!

Books are for nerds like you. And I ride my bike every day for you information! XD

First of all, I never posted ANY porn. If you would actually CLICK on the deviations, you would know it's just a prank with just a random irrelevant picture. And second, porn IS allowed on deviant art. Read the rules. I have no child porn, or any porn for that matter. You have false reported me, and you will suffer deviantart's consequences.

Good day to YOU ma'am.
Your mom.

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Anotheryaoifangirl12 said the following:

(Ps: Your mom? Grow up.)

You think you're so high and mighty? I was actually offended by your stupidity in throwing that socially unacceptable word around so casually. If you need it dumbed-down, I meant you used the word in a place where you shouldn't have.

Oh, by the way, porn isn't allowed on Deviantart. It's erotic prose and pictures. Simply meant to stimulate ones senses, not toungue-hanging out drooling porn. You know the consequences you're talking about? There aren't any. I report you, and if they don't find anything wrong, they simply throw aside the issue as if it were a used Kleenex.

Do you really want to get into an argument with me?

You've been on for what... Two weeks? Don't act like you're this big "know-it-all", when clearly you're the one who harassed me in the first place. You may feel like the comback king at the moment, but step away from the screen and see who's being the real immature jackass in this situation.

Another point I'd like to mention is that you originally commented on MY signature. I told you why I put mine there. Now can you tell me exactly what is so normal about yours?
And I quote:

"I drugged your food last night to knock you out. Then, I slowly took off your clothing with my teeth and felt your soft, sweaty skin. I rubbed my face between your two butt cheeks and slowly sunk my hard penis into your anus... And I came everywhere..."

You think rape is funny? Well let me tell you something asshole, I WAS raped. You think it's funny having someone enter you against your will? taking away something that can never be put back? I hope you go to hell. I really do. And that's something I don't say lightly.


He's a real jackass... rape isn't funny on the other end...